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The opening ceremonies were merely OK tonight. China really killed it and the Canadians are no match for them. For the most part everything was fine but at the climax of the ceremony, the torch lighting everything went kablooee. Instead of 4 pillars rising out of the floor to form the Fortress of Solitude torch, only 3 came out. I guess the 4th had stage fright?

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The best part of this is how uncomfortable Gretzky is as he stands there for several minutes. He looks like he's terrified they're going to ask him to fix it himself.