There is a joke in here about the NHL's slowest defensman or how the Lion feels about the code. Feel free to make it if you have to. The story comes from the Daily Mail.
The Lion's name is Sterk:
The 18-month-old male has become the star attraction of Oaklawn Farm Zoo, Nova Scotia, after his keepers started challenging him to hockey games, despite his heavy weight cracking the surface
According to the Mail, the Lion plays hockey in the winter, and opts for soccer or frisbee in the spring. There may not be a rule about Lions in the CBA. Just saying...
Some pics after the jump