Point Guard - Lourawls Nairn
If you're going to be named after a singer, it might as well be Lou Rawls. The 5-9 point guard also has a very impressive offer list.
Runner up: A.J. Cabbagestalk
Shooting Guard - Gary Payton II
Gary Payton II, who currently plays at Salt Lake City CC, is the son of Hall of Famer Gary Payton. But he shouldn't be confused with Gary Payton Jr., who is also the son of Gary Payton. Two sons named Gary - why the hell not, right? They were also born four months apart.
Runner up: Che Bob
Small Forward - Marcanvis Hymon
It's a shame his last name isn't spelled Hymen. Still, it could lead to some interesting calls everytime Hymon drains a three.
Runner up: Bear Henderson
Power Forward - Simi Socks
Anyone with the last name Socks is alright in my book, but Simi Socks took it the extra step by making his twitter handle Simi Automatic.
Runner up: Billydee Williams
Center - Goodluck Okonoboh
Here's how his AAU coach describes him: "“He laughs a lot, he’s got a great smile. He’s just got a really good personality." Of course he does! His name is Goodluck.
How he got that name is also a pretty cool story.
Runner up: Buster Souza