Hey I just saw you
At the Rays game
That pitch was awful
You should feel some shame
Sorry about that awful bit of prose, but I felt it was necessary. Carly Rae Jepsen of "Call Me Maybe" fame threw out the first pitch at Sunday's Astros-Rays game, and the results were disastrous. Jepsen's pitch went maybe...five feet before it smacked into the turf at Tropicana Field like a lawn dart and rolled to the right of a cameraman who was set up at the edge of the circle around home plate and the batters boxes. I mean...you really can't get much worse than this. Carly, you're no Bill Nye, that's for sure.
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No no no no, this is not a case of "she throws like a girl." That's an odious insult to girls everywhere!
This is why "girls/women" don't belong in a man's world of sports, they belong, well, then can't cook, they can't clean house, they can't wash, they can't make a bed, they can't be police officers they're too sensitive, they can't make babies any more, they can't iron, just what the hell can they do?????? Aaahhhh!!!! ! yes, they can spend money big time, they can go shopping, they can have their hand and toe nails done, their hair done, their make up face done, some of them can't even do that though, and the biggest of them all THEY CAN'T EVEN DRIVE!!!!!!
She is so talented and also very athletic. She was probably just nervous being in front of all those fans. I know that she could someday make it in baseball if she put her mind to it, at least to double A ball in the minors.
I have it o good authority that people who use GIFs for videos automatically go to hell when they die.