I love Papa John's pizza as much as anyone, but the sheer amount of cheesiness in the commercial above is too much to handle, even from the Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones.
Nothing is better than listening to Jerry Jones selling out in the biggest possible way. I have to believe this will be the first of many videos featuring Jerry Jones trying to rap his way to the top of the charts.
It seems like they should play this on the Jerry-tron at the beginning of every game in Dallas.
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Funny. If youre going to do it, I like the notion that they didnt try to "blacken" it up, with pooched out lips and talking in some kind of ebonics way. THAT is how I was thinking this was gonna go. but this was done well. And not racist, with disregard to our people, as most things like this. Even the dang Alvin and the chipmunks have a rap scene, and of course they "blacken" it up with their lingo as well. Whenever a movie from the past gets updated or if its some kid movie, I see it done somewhere. Usually in a racist way. THESE GUYS DID WELL.
Take all the embarrassing and retarded things ever done, on or off the field, by every Cowboys player who ever played the game and roll it up in a ball and you'd be able to fit twenty-seven of those ball inside of this ball of shit. He has made a total and complete ass of himself and anyone ever associated with the Dallas Cowboys including the dude who cleans the shit splatters off the toilets after the games. He has also ruined my appetite not only for Papa Johns (who used to make a decent carry out pie) but for food in general. Excuse me whilst I make plans to have the sacred star tattooed on my leg gnawed off by a rabid billy goat. The NFL should step in and donate the entire organization to the homeless.