J.J. Watt is probably one of the most popular bachelors in Houston, and he's also a cool, fun dude. As a result, he has unsurprisingly become a hot commodity as prom season approaches. After all, there's this new trend in which celebrities are gaining nice publicity and improving Q ratings by attending proms with big fans who either can't or do care to find "normal" dates for the big night.
That's why the defensive player of the year had to take to Facebook to ward off the teenyboppers.
(Hat tip: Reddit)